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Whoa, what you've always wanted - the best skinny-fitting Big Skinny khakis with Big Skinny ceremoniously on the back pocket because everyone is always watching that too-sexy-for-anyone-butt. Giving them a dose of attitude is always a good measure; just watch out for that seemingly innocent brush by or even light pinch on those crowded subway cars. Make sure you turn, make perfectly knowing eye contact, and walk away while discreetly dropping your business card for her to pickup. It's a test for her, and you. Some say that works if you have the right attitude, the right butt, and the right business card. Our khaki's will help on 2 of those 3 fronts, the business card is all yours. You'll be talked about for days, postings about your presence will abound on craigslist. 100% cotton, 300% slimming, 500% more successful than any other khaki pant you've ever owned. Results can now be bought here and now.
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We want you to be 100% satisfied with your purchase! You may make an exchange or receive your money back [less shipping/tax] for your UNUSED item within 30 days of purchase. During the December holidays, we extend the return policy to 60 days, since we know many of these purchases are gifts. Just ship back to us with packing slip and instructions for exchange or refund.